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[Nov. 2nd, 2004|05:19 pm] |
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i have decided to get my masters degree at Wayne State University in Industrial Hygiene in the fall. |
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| hahahahaha |
[Oct. 31st, 2004|11:19 pm] |
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| |  giggly | ] |
| [ | music |
| | black label society - counterfeit god | ] |
so my brother asked me today what are you up to tonight. I responded, "not much just working on this fucking paper"
Then he asked me to go to the ICP concert with him, i said sure. I dont like ICP, at all. but what happened there was funny as fuck.
First, we had balcony seats but we tried to get into general admission - not happening.
Second , because i hate rap and all that other horrid shit, i had to amuse myself. I decided that i had had enough of this one fuckers antics so I started taking anything i could find and throwing it at his head. Never missing once. hahahahhaaha
Third, when ICP went on they had a cool stage setup. about 30 pumpkins and a cave setup thingy. So the show was pretty animated. Faygo 2 liter bottles flying everywhere, at least 100 bottles were thrown inot the crowd. Some propelled.. That was funny because they would nail unexpecting people in their face/head which I found hilarious.
Fourth, THe crowd wsa getting pretty rowdy and soon enough people were managing to get on stage for a few seconds and then get thrown back off into the crowd. THen the croed rushed the stage. In about a minute there were at least 200 people on stage. Throwing faygo 2 liters everywhere. I, of course am dying of laughter. Then someone had the smartest idea ive seen in a long time, start throwing pumpkins everywhere, people were getting fucked up by pumpkins. Getting them broken over heads. I am almost in tears at this sight.
Then i told my brother they cant keep going with the show, the fire marshal is gonna shut it down. ten seconds later -they did. Fun night. funnier than i could have imagined. |
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| good job |
[Oct. 28th, 2004|10:12 am] |
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THe boston red sox won the world series -thats great. Anybody who beats the yankees in the postseason deserves to win the world series.
And any team who loses to the yankees in the postseason can only make it up by punching one of the yankeees square in the cock. |
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| another funny story |
[Oct. 25th, 2004|11:58 pm] |
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| |  thoughtful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | none | ] |
SO a few months ago, i went shopping to get groceries. I was blasting Lamb of God and some prick decided to think he was funny. i think that he was just out of high school. He had a girl next to him and a buddy adn another girl in the back seat. He pulls up next to me and starts headbanging and just being a terd. So trying to joke it off, I started laughing. Then he made an unfortunate mistake. He blew a kiss to me. Mother fucker
I cut the guy off behind this guy and followed him and rode his ass for 5 minutes. THen he got stopped by traffic and i pulled up next to him. I asked him if he had a fucking problem. He responds by calling me a faggot. Thinking that he is cooler than shit with his friends in the car starts spouting his mouth off. Then he took off, i followed this fucker for the next 30 minutes.
Numerous times i made his car stop by cutting him off on main streets to where he could not go anywhere but up over the curb. I then proceeded in making a mad dash for his car so i could punch him through the window or drag him out or whatever bodily harm i could inflict. He decided that over the curb was his best option. At one point to get away he drove on the wrong side of a very major road called michigan avenue for about 500 feet to get away. I knew a shortcut and found him about a minute later. This guy was shitting bricks i know it.
I kept signalling and telling this guy to pull over and really impress his friends by fighting me, but to no avail. After about 35 to 40 minutes of a crazed rage i was in- i decided to go home. I had driven about 14 miles out of the way in the hope that i would be able to crack this fuckers head.
after i got home i just couldnt stop laughing at how insane that was. Granted i was in a fucked up state of mind. not drugs or alcohol just emotionally not stable. not stable at all to say the least.
anyways its funny now. |
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 25th, 2004|04:06 pm] |
Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"
September
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisureand traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
how very true |
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| movies |
[Oct. 25th, 2004|03:38 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  cheerful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | none | ] |
So i went out to see the Grudge. I go the star westland or whatever at wayne and ford road. So, i notice that the crowd is about half black and half white. thats ok, i know the blacks are gonna scream there heads of whenever something scary happens. Thats ok. THen the fun began.
Im sitting there before the movie has even started adn this fat whtie trash lady sits behind me with her 4 little kids. Just great. Then about 30 seconds later i feel something hitting my feet adn the sound of rushing water. They spilled their pop all over the fucking place and proceeded to kick it to me so that they would not be wet either. So i say very loudly, WHAT THE FUCK?! and give the lady a mean stare.
The movie starts and everytime a scary part is coming up she tells the kids close your eyes or does a commentary position to give everyone in the area around us a recap of what just hapened . After 2 rounds of this i ask the lady nicely to be quiet and keep it down. So the lady shuts her fat fucking piehole but the kids turn it up a notch. kids will be kids -so fuck it.
Then the kids got up and went to the bathroom or wherever 4 fucking times in a 15 minute period. Everytime they left they would grab the back of the chairs and push it down causing me to flail all over the place. The third time it happened i yell out JESUS FUCKING CHRIST?! and look at the lady again give her an even meaner look and turn around. She very quietly says, bite me. in my mind i told myself Thats fucking it you fucking bitch.
I swing around faster than 2 jiggles of a jackrabbits ass and tell her exactly, "Your kids dont need to be FUCKING Jumping all over the FUCKING chairs." at this she shut her fucking mouth while she looked scared. She yelled at her kids when they came back, the next time they walked by to go to the bathroom, they did not even brush my chair.
Other than that no problems. good sailing from there on out. ok movie i give it a "B" |
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| last night |
[Oct. 24th, 2004|12:22 pm] |
Deciding to start hitting up bars, even though i dont drink i ventured out to have a good time.
So there is this girl who walks in and she is beautiful. Numerous other guys over the course of a half hour go up to her adn she shuts them down within 3 minutes.
So i walk dick first up to her and start hitting on her. so we talked for about 25-30 minutes. Everything is going well, very well. WE are just shooting the shit and then she asks me how old i am. I was like i just turned 21 she laughs adn is like no you are like 23. SO i pulled out my id and proved it.
She asks me how old do i think she is and i said 24. now remind you this girl had big firm tatas and a tiny waist like a size 3-4. probably weighed 120 at most. so she says guess again. ok 27. It turns out she was 37. I started laughing incredibly. so i told her that i hope to god my gf or wife at that time looks as good as her when she is 37. So that about killed it. So before my departure onto another girl, i told her even though she was 37 i would still throw a good fucking on her. she looked at me with a smirk and she asked me to dance with her. I said no thanks.
the next girls i met turned out to be alcoholics, cokeheads, and just ditzes.
I did manage to convince a chick that she should flash me....that was a nice set of jugs. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2004|10:23 pm] |
 | You preferred Kerry's statements 67% of the time You preferred Bush's statements 33% of the time Voting purely on the issues you should vote KerryWho would you vote for if you voted on the issues? Find out now! |
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| the greatest comeback ever |
[Oct. 21st, 2004|12:02 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  excited | ] |
| [ | music |
| | slayer | ] |
THE SOX WON THE ALCS.
I am so glad those fucking dickhead yankees lost. THe announcers were pissing me off the whole game acting like it wasnt a big deal if the red sox won. it is a big fucking deal. THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A TEAM IN BASEBALL TO COME BACK FROM A 3-0 DEFICIT TO WIN.
I loved the look on the yankees faces as imaginary tears ran down there faces. Fucking little bitches |
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[Oct. 17th, 2004|05:36 pm] |
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| |  sore | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Pantera - hellbound | ] |
I am god damn sick of the Yankees winning. |
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| concert review |
[Oct. 10th, 2004|10:38 am] |
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| |  determined | ] |
| [ | music |
| | children of bodom | ] |
Lat night was a very good concert at Harpos here's how it went
SOme opening band - shitty -ohh yeah pillowblock was there name
Scorch(metal with three drummers) - this was the heavy metal stomp. It was horrible. i would have rather rested my balls on a hot furnace.
Throwdown- Fucking awesome. just like last time
Children of Bodom- always wanted to see them and they fucking kicked ass.
Fear Factory - god do i fucking hate them. the drummer is really good but the rest of them could do the world a favor and castrate themselves.
Lamb of God - fucking awesome, played almost all their fucking songs. it was great.
Then took my rommate, his girlfriend and my brother to city club. My brother and i needed someting to eat, so we went to the restaurant attached to city club adn that just pissed me off. They fucked up our order adn then toook forever while they fucked around in back. When my brother got the change back he proceeded in taking the coins and throwing them into the kitchen area of the place. funnier than shit. man were they fucking pissed.
Then we went up to the club and that was alright. it was packed though. |
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| the most frightening situation i have ever encountered |
[Oct. 3rd, 2004|05:12 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  naughty | ] |
| [ | music |
| | pantera avoid the light | ] |
SO i am at City club last night, adn i go to take a piss. i go to the urinal whip my cock out and this dude who is just getting done looks over at me and my member and he smiles, in my mind i'm like -ohh jesus christ.
He goes "are you gay?" in the gayest tone imaginable.
with dick in hand I said, " Fuck no - you fucking faget."
I wanted to hit him sooooo bad. it would be kinda hard to hit him while holding my dick while pissing and not pissing all ver everything in sight. He left the bathroom which made me feel great. That was trully though the most fucked up feeling i have ever had come over me. The next time i see that motherfucker or should i say father fucker, i guarentee will deck him if he talks to me.
I had a really good night other than that. City club does have lot of gays adn that queer ass shit, and i do go there with a gay couple but they are not flaming gay, so i can tolerate it. I can not stand when people are flamboyant gay. THat is sickening. |
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[Sep. 30th, 2004|05:23 pm] |
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| | rob zombie - demonoid phenomenon | ] |
got back from my interview a while ago, just doing laundry. I think i got the job. they are gonna let me know next week. until then more reumes and more factories to find. that have safety managers. |
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| (no subject) |
[Sep. 29th, 2004|10:27 am] |
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| | happy | ] |
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| | in flames | ] |
so my contract ran out with BASF. ohh well they will call me back i know it. In the meantime i have an interview for Servisteel, formerly rouge steel, tommorow.
Hopefully i get the job because i am going nuts, even though i have been busy as fuck with my senior seminar class. |
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[Sep. 23rd, 2004|09:13 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  thirsty | ] |
| [ | music |
| | lamb of god - ashes of the wake | ] |
so life has been quite interesting.
I gave blood for the first time on tuesday, i only did it for the free cookies an apple juice. honestly.
The pussy wagon has been nice to me lately
Slayer is back on tour
Lamb of God is on tour.
Today is my 21st birthday, but i don't drink so who gives a fuck.
I recieved nothing from my parents for the 5th straight year, but im not mad, or anything i think it is comical yet strange
My last day at BASF is tommorw unless i get the Safety job at the EPC plant which woud be tits, they are gnna call me back anyways.
Went to the 3 nicks bar-tap room with my boss for lunch today- it is a bikini bar(one of my fetishes) but today was naughty schoolgirl day.
good concept, not a titty bar just in case youare wonndering its like a really trashy hooters.
Been working out alot and running a shitload around Levagood park
Thats it
You are the Final Lover. Romanic, honey-tongued
romeo, you are the master of love's last kiss.
You woo the young ladies, pluck them from
light's caress and give them a smile as they
sink into death.
What Fictional Vampire Archtype are You?
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| read this and understand it *especially the underline* |
[Sep. 1st, 2004|07:23 pm] |
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| | Proven by Hatebreed | ] |
Proven
by hatebreed
You want to see me fail
You won't get your chance
You want to see me fail
You won't get your chance
You'll never get your chance
This is our lives
This is who we are
You can't put a price on it
It's strength within our hearts
From within our souls
Stood strong throughout the years
This runs through our veins
We stay true to ourselves
(You want to see me fail...)
Who are you to judge us
Who are you to condemn us
I have respect, honour and dedication
For my family and friends
From within our souls
Stood strong throughout the years
This runs through our veins
We stay true to ourselves
(You want to see me fail...)
This is thicker than blood
Its all we have
PROVEN
never disrespect my fucking family again. |
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[Aug. 29th, 2004|06:58 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  crappy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | lamb of god | ] |
SO this summer has been wierd.
Went to ozzfest- Summary
Second stage- everybody sucked a french whores ass except for Throwdown, Hatebreed, LAmb of God and Lacuna Coil.
Main stage.
Black label society- awesome
Superjoint ritual cool as fuck - routine Phil ranting
Dimmu Borgir- godly
Slayer - killer as always
Judas priest - was really physched for this but turned out to be annoying as fuck. decided to go home.
Fuck Sabbath same old shit
Work is going well. House is going well. HAve made a new acquaintainces with many peopel at City Club.
Only two classes left i am sooooo close. thank god.
everything is decent i guess. |
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| this pissed me off |
[Aug. 22nd, 2004|10:42 pm] |
SO i am walking through the parking garage heading out to city club and their are these goth girls blasting nigger fucking gangster rap. WTF!!
Thats total bullshit. the reason i started going to city club was to get away from that urban influence of retardation and ignorance.
fuck it..
other than that everything is going well. |
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[Aug. 20th, 2004|12:26 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | good | ] |
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| | lawn mower | ] |
Did well in my HAZMAT class...
things are going well , comcast is at my house now installing internet and cable. |
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[Aug. 8th, 2004|10:26 am] |
I have HazMat training all next week!!! should be pretty cool, well at least i hope so. |
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